Superbowl Night Rewind

So lets take a trip to last night. By far one of the most epic nights of my short life. Traveling to a friends house to watch the superbowl. We get there and ok so first heres names...Names changed for safety. Me (Me) Luke (1/2 black, driver) Winona (really pretty girls whose house were at) Dalia (Winonas best friend whos like my older sister) Jaclyn (our friend. cute girl) John (short kid. all of our friend) So this is a group of people where we have a ton of fun and were all friends.

So me and luke get their and the girls were upstairs in Winonas room just talking. The door was slightly open and we wernt sure if they were changing. So we pushed it in fast and they screamed so we pulled away because we assumed they were changing...they wernt and just freaked out haha. we laughed. I ended up getting my hair put up with mini clips and luke got a du rag with a market basket bag. About that time John showed up. and things just got more violent from there. We got called down for food and the girls dissapeared after that. We couldnt find them anywhere. Turns out they were just talking in the bathroom. So we ran upstairs to hide in Winonas room and scare them. But we thought we heard them coming so ran into the attic. Being guys me and john started throwing massively oversized kickballs at eachother and had alot of fun.

Daze Dream (part IV 2/2)

The BMW pulled silently into an abandoned warehouse and Derek and Theresa disappear. 


Two days after my accident. My parents had been by to see me and pretty much never left my side at all. My mothers Victoria's Secret perfume still lingered in the air. The doctors patched me up the best they could. Ribs still hurt but starting to heal. My leg was all casted up and bandages surrounding every inch of my body it felt like. The police, well some seriously high ranking officer judged by the Gucci suit and matching shoes, stopped by and questioned me. Not so much a question but drilled me as too why I'm doing drugs. He refused to except my explanation and said the morphine wasn't making me think properly and too call him when I felt better. This was his card.


Anthony Dior. Executive Assistant @ Jackson Trust. 261-037-5528. 


This was the weirdest experience in those couple of days. I searched his name and no hits online and no bank called Jackson Trust. Even the phone number routed me to the operator. Clearly my normal seventeen year old life was about to change, but I had no idea what was in store for the future. 

Insomnia...You Suck!

Ive been going through a phase (the last like 8 months) where i go to bed usually after 1am. I realized my body got REALLY adaptive to this. Tonight, I tried going to sleep at 7:30 because I was totally beat. And hey guess what? I woke up at 2::05am. My whole sleep through the night to catch up on sleep plan really backfired. So I'm going to give everyone a little piece of advice. DO NOT stay up till 2am everynight. I so regret doing that and I now have to fight my body to get back to sleep. Not a very fun. Not a very informative woohooo! post. But im tired and going back to sleep 8) Gnight peeps.


Have A Good One!

Forever We Breath

I sat and watched two lovers walking on the beach. The sun setting on a warm summer night. I feel the breeze graze my cheek and the soft spray of sea salt from my seasoned beach chair. The wood worn down and scraped from use and scratches against sand and concrete. I remember a time, back around 93' when I bore my first child that everything seemed so right. We, my wife Heather and myself named him Matthew. It means "Gift of God." This precious child blossomed to becoming a strong and tall well rounded teenager. He was, in our eyes perfect, until his mother died when he was 11. This hit us both. A runaway drunk swerved into the oncoming lane, and when his mother got out of the car, he shot her and then himself. Matt has never been the same since. This probably the biggest reason why he took so many pills. I was there with him in the hospital every time he had an overdose, but his body only last so long before he died last year. 
So Now I sit on the beach twice a week. I remember the beautiful lives lost. This intertwined fate that led to Matt killing himself. Its been hard on me and my brain will never be able to process it all. We sit tonight and breath, each one us, another breath, and another. Take time in life and be respectful to others. Hold a door, say please and thank you. Because you never know when time will hand you another letter saying your wife and son have taken your last breath. Because they hold your breath, and control your life. You do it for undying love and devotion. A hope of a new world! So just remember Forever We Breath.


New layout. feedback would be nice.
Have A Good Night Friends!

mUzak Part I

Well Ive been thinking alot about music lately and want to devote a couple of posts to different genres and my views and ideals compared to popular opinion. 


Screamo/Hardcore in General: Ahh screamo. WHERE INSTEAD OF SINGING I YELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Well not..this is in fact not what screamo is. Screamo is often a balanced amount of singing and screaming..where the singer is telling a story and the screamer..well screams his side. It evokes alot of emotion and sends this emotion shot out on a roller coaster to the depths of the underworld to display it. Where it came from I honestly have no idea. But some of the more well know bands now are A Day To Remember. The Devil Wears Prada. Escape The Fate to name a few...Then it gets reallly heavy and you meet Job For A Cowboy (this dude pig squeals in his songs) and Shadows Fall. Heavy stuff. But this isnt just random stuff their screaming TDWP (The Devil Wears Prada) has many of their songs root with christian underlyings. Another well known band Underoath even mentions Jesus and thanks him at the intro to one cd. So this isnt random crap..its still lyrics and still (forthemostpart) some deep and thought provoking stuff. So maybe, if you can stand it. Listen to some of these people and you might like what you hear.


Have A Good One!

Old School

Im going to review the most technologically advanced gaming platform ever created. Let me make an illustration. Your going to the store to buy a soda (mountain dew in this instance because, unless you like guys, what else are you buying) and as you grab your keys to your minivan...WHAM!! A 24..36 whe....A REALLY HUGE TRUCK flips over and mountain dews (of all shapes, sizes, colors, and sexualities) come streaming onto your lawn. The driver comes out. Uninjured after Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender healed his wound and thiis beauiful beautiful man says a sentence that brings you tears.
"Is this your lawn?"
"Yes, I am the current owner of said lawn and minivan"
"Uhmm...Bullocks. Our company is currently in between in insurances right now and i sort of destroyed your mailbox and dented your minivan with my mirror."
"Oh its oka....Wait you DENTED MY MINIVAN? That is unacceptable."
"How about this..see everything on your lawn?"
You glance upon the thousands of delicious beverages laying in front of you.
"...Thats all yours if we pretend like this never happened."
As you try to hold back weeping for joy, you squeak out a petite "yes. sir" and he walks away and starts carting all this soda into your garage.

This is the equivalent of how good this gaming platform is. 
Now your probably wondering, What could this be, the Piss on my Face 3. XinaBox 360. or the Wii just wanna make massive profits off a game system? No, this was infact none other than...






LADDDDAAADDDAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
**DRUM ROLL**


The Nintendo 64
Unique Features of this
- Games never worked first time you put them in
-After hours of continuing to blow and clean games they dont work
-When your bored and dont really want to play..game works
-Ungodly difficult to hold controller
-Graphics equal to me drawing a stick figure

Some good stuff right there






















-Oh yeah, controller worked like 30% of the time.
-Randomly turns on and off and resets just to screw with you


But through all this slight and minor downfalls. Through this crappy gameplay and terrible graphics to this undeniable hate that oozes as you use it nintendo fixed it..they gave us..


JAMES BOND GOLDEN EYE 007


and this and a little bit of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is what shaped who I am today.


This has been a great waste of your time, hope you enjoyed the trip, Free jokes when you need them via my email. which i send via twitter through facebook off my gmail to yahoo and around to my blackberry where it gets eaten by the space time continuum. 


Have a Sick Nasty Awesome Jackelope Free Day!!! I hope...