IMMM BAACKKKKKK

As he crawls out of the closet he was apparently trapped in for months at a time, Ben realized he is a writer and other people exist and hes not quite positive hows he been alive without food and water for months and never went the bathroom BUT NO MATTER. I have made my return and not kiddingly like the other times IM REALLY GONNA do it. Ok doubt me I hear the laughter and jokes. I am serious this time though. Shutup its going to happen. Now that were done having a conversation down to business.

Ill bring ya up to speed on my life. I grew, im like 6'5" now. Once I started being dedicated to the gym (I signed up for the gym for those who don't know this) I will basically be the incredible hulk.. just not green, thats not really my color. Im into the blue thing. My eyes are blue for those who also lacked that knowledge. I mean like super blue, I flaunt them to pick up women. Ahh, rather young ladies. As woman sounds older and im not into cougars. Let see Im not a part time electrician apprentice as well as a part time lamestop (gamestop for those who dont get the reference) game advisor and a full time voluntary preacher. Woo Im fancy huh? Yes Life is the grandest of the grand.

My writing. I haven't touched a pad of paper of keyboard with the intention of documenting anything since my last post and even that was whimsical and spur of the moment. (like me running off to grab a mountain dew at this second cause I am thirsty!.. hold that thought....OK I have returned) I still don't believe in spell checking as Im sure ive made lots of mistakes already. So For the first few weeks I will probably not be as awesome as I could be, but I will warm up and return to that mediocre writer I was as child. I bring emotion and tears to your eyes. So all I can really say is enjoy folks. Strap on a seatbelt and put on some low deep bassy techno because I personally believe it should be being played in the background at all times.

~BMW (what initials almost are)
~BMH (Benjamin to the Matthew to the Hurley)